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by CFD940
Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:00 pm
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Robot
Replies: 2
Views: 140

Robot

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some homework." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad ...
by CFD940
Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:26 pm
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: 17 inches. Long but worth the read.
Replies: 1
Views: 177

17 inches. Long but worth the read.

NOW MEN GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTERS!!!!!!! THIS IS GOOD STUFF!!!!! Twenty one years ago, in Nashville, Tennessee , during the first week of January, 1996, more than 4,000 baseball coaches descended upon the Opryland Hotel for the 52nd annual ABCA's convention. While I waited in line to registe...
by CFD940
Sat May 26, 2018 9:10 pm
Forum: Crossbow Hunting
Topic: spam is back
Replies: 18
Views: 671

Re: spam is back

I just counted 18 as of this posting date and time. I really have no idea why they do this. They can’t really expect anyone to buy their products. The posts (if that’s what you can call them) seem to be incoherent jubberish. Are they another CB competitor just trying to muddy our site. I really just...
by CFD940
Sat May 26, 2018 7:16 am
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS
Replies: 3
Views: 437

AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS

AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees!' 'What powerful rivers!' 'What beautiful animals!' He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge t...
by CFD940
Thu May 03, 2018 8:22 am
Forum: Crossbow Hunting
Topic: Arrow Turn-Around
Replies: 4
Views: 581

Re: Arrow Turn-Around

Don’t mean to muddy the water so to speak but I’ve been doing that for quite a while with my Diablo practice arrows. My though is as long as the nock end is in good shape anything bad that might happen will happen when the head meets the target. Hunting arrows are a different story. Those only get s...
by CFD940
Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:52 pm
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Once again ... don't mess with seniors.
Replies: 3
Views: 361

Once again ... don't mess with seniors.

A retired older couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top. The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, "Young man, I thought you said you woul...
by CFD940
Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:14 pm
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: WHO SAYS MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?
Replies: 5
Views: 475

WHO SAYS MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the spam table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wip...
by CFD940
Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:17 am
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Aphorism's for your life
Replies: 2
Views: 305

Aphorism's for your life

("aphorism: A short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation or a general truth") 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don't have a sense of humor you probably...
by CFD940
Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:06 pm
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Why we have dogs
Replies: 6
Views: 1147

Why we have dogs

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You ne...
by CFD940
Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:32 am
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Men
Replies: 5
Views: 929

Re: Men

Thanks. 186 Days 20 hrs 30 min until bow deer season. Then we won’t have to read these silly jokes. Lol.
by CFD940
Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:15 pm
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Men
Replies: 5
Views: 929

Men

Men Are Just Happier People! What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a w...
by CFD940
Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:31 am
Forum: Crossbow Hunting
Topic: Check your local Walmart
Replies: 19
Views: 2459

Re: Check your local Walmart

Walmart is my go to for after season sales also. The Walmart by me actually has a "Clearance" section also. If hunting gear isn't at the sporting goods section I'll take a look at the Clearance section. I have been using an App on my Iphone called "RetailMeNot". I buy electronic gift cards at a disc...
by CFD940
Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:15 pm
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: A Golfers Tale
Replies: 3
Views: 755

A Golfers Tale

A golfer's tale..................... Wife --"Where the He#% have you been? You said you'd be done with golf by noon." Husband --"I'm so sorry Honey....but you probably don't want to hear the reason." Wife--"I want the truth, and I want it NOW!" Husband--"Fine. We finished in under 4 hours; a quick b...
by CFD940
Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:36 pm
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Global warming?
Replies: 4
Views: 920

Global warming?

It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to...
by CFD940
Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:34 pm
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Retirement (In)sanity
Replies: 3
Views: 924

Retirement (In)sanity

How to Maintain a Healthy Level Of Insanity in RETIREMENT.. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars and watch them slow down! 2. On all your cheque stubs, write, "For Sexual Favors" 3. Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many loo...