......sad, sad day!

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......sad, sad day!

Post by amythntr » Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:45 pm

.....it is with tears in my eyes that I have to report to the forum that I have been whisked away in the dark of the night to this cold, dark hospital. They put me in a straight jacket out of fear of me hurting myself....they told me I will be here for many a night and this will be my only communication with the outside world until which time I am cured of this incessant mental disability that few ever return from.... but I am told that I begged them to take me here in order to have one last opportunity for normalcy....

.....I really do not remember how this all started....all I remember is for 112 days I was doing as well as one could be expected to be doing in light of my employment requiring 20 hrs a day 7 days a week....that my only enjoyment was sticking pencils into my eyeballs :shock: and eating everything that wasn't tied down :eusa-naughty: yes this was truly fun .....life was good....then there was this 5lb Hershey's chocolate bar that didn't make it through a day....but that story is better left for another day if I can ever get up from this bed...if I am ever to leave this cold, dreary place that I am now confined to I might shed some more light on the consuming of 10,000 calories a day.....so yes for 112 days I was able not to spend one red cent on anything due to my constant working (and eating) :eusa-popcorn: ....

......April 17th rolled around and I slept for 48 straight hours......only to be awakened by a knock on the door.....I screamed out, who are you :shock: and in a ghoulish voice I heard "I am the assassin!"........I said why are you here?..... :wtf: go away ......... what do you want from me?.....and all I remember before I passed out was a :eusa-hand: freakish kid of laugh.....when I awoke I was flat on my back,......my credit card had made skid marks from my wallet to where the phone laid next to me... and all I could say when they asked my what happened.....was......it was, "The Assassin!"...........Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eusa-doh:


Anthony :crazy:
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Re: ......sad, sad day!

Post by amythntr » Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:46 pm

.....it is with tears in my eyes that I have to report to the forum that I have been whisked away in the dark of the night to this cold, dark hospital. They put me in a straight jacket out of fear of me hurting myself....they told me I will be here for many a night and this will be my only communication with the outside world until which time I am cured of this incessant mental disability that few ever return from.... but I am told that I begged them to take me here in order to have one last opportunity for normalcy....

.....I really do not remember how this all started....all I remember is for 112 days I was doing as well as one could be expected to be doing in light of my employment requiring 20 hrs a day 7 days a week....that my only enjoyment was sticking pencils into my eyeballs :shock: and eating everything that wasn't tied down :eusa-naughty: yes this was truly fun .....life was good....then there was this 5lb Hershey's chocolate bar that didn't make it through a day....but that story is better left for another day if I can ever get up from this bed...if I am ever to leave this cold, dreary place that I am now confined to I might shed some more light on the consuming of 10,000 calories a day.....so yes for 112 days I was able not to spend one red cent on anything due to my constant working (and eating) :eusa-popcorn: ....

......April 17th rolled around and I slept for 48 straight hours......only to be awakened by a nock on the door.....I screamed out, who are you :shock: and in a ghoulish voice I heard "I am the assassin!"........I said why are you here?..... :wtf: go away ......... what do you want from me?.....and all I remember before I passed out was a :eusa-hand: freakish kind of laugh.....when I awoke I was flat on my back,......my credit card made skid marks from my wallet to where the phone laid next to me... and all I could say when they asked my what happened.....was......it was, "The Assassin!"...........Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eusa-doh:


Anthony :crazy:
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Re: ......sad, sad day!

Post by xcaliber » Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:51 pm

I hope you get well soon! Enjoy your new Assassin! :eusa-dance:
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Re: ......sad, sad day!

Post by hankenhunter » Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:35 am

That's the last bow I would ever want. :eusa-liar: :eusa-liar: :eusa-liar:
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Re: ......sad, sad day!

Post by GrassyKnoll » Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:40 am

:silent: :crazy: :thumbup: :thumbup: Enjoy it!!!!!
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Post by Carnivorous » Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:43 am

A day with a new Assassin is a happy day!! :)
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Post by mr meat » Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:52 am

Congrats on the new bow! :eusa-clap:
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Post by Bcxbow » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:19 am

Congrats and welcome back Anthony.

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Post by papabear1 » Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:53 am

Buy yourself a bottle of good stuff go sit in a quiet place and drink it, and call me in the morning for further instructions. :crazy:

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Re: ......sad, sad day!

Post by Boo » Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:50 am

amythntr wrote:
Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:46 pm
.....it is with tears in my eyes that I have to report to the forum that I have been whisked away in the dark of the night to this cold, dark hospital. They put me in a straight jacket out of fear of me hurting myself....they told me I will be here for many a night and this will be my only communication with the outside world until which time I am cured of this incessant mental disability that few ever return from.... but I am told that I begged them to take me here in order to have one last opportunity for normalcy....
Well finally, the health authorities have seen you with clarity! However, I do believe that someone from Excalibur crossbows will bail you out! :eusa-deadhorse: Notice the deafening silence from Paul? :think:
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Post by paulaboutform » Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:55 am

:clap: Bravo Anthony! If we lived closer together we'd be able to hang out more and I could influence you to have more restraint and logic. :eusa-liar: but alas you live far away. :eusa-violin: ...so sad. Maybe you should exercise more self control? :eusa-naughty: ....or am I :eusa-deadhorse: :D Congratulations on your new toy Anthony, you deserve it. :eusa-dance:

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Post by Boo » Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:01 am

paulaboutform wrote:
Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:55 am
:clap: Bravo Anthony! If we lived closer together we'd be able to hang out more and I could influence you to have more restraint and logic. :eusa-liar: but alas you live far away. :eusa-violin: ...so sad. Maybe you should exercise more self control? :eusa-naughty: ....or am I :eusa-deadhorse: :D Congratulations on your new toy Anthony, you deserve it. :eusa-dance:

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Post by Boo » Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:19 am

Anthony, I think you need this one too! :wave:
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Re: ......sad, sad day!

Post by amythntr » Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:32 am

Boo wrote:
Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:50 am
amythntr wrote:
Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:46 pm
.....it is with tears in my eyes that I have to report to the forum that I have been whisked away in the dark of the night to this cold, dark hospital. They put me in a straight jacket out of fear of me hurting myself....they told me I will be here for many a night and this will be my only communication with the outside world until which time I am cured of this incessant mental disability that few ever return from.... but I am told that I begged them to take me here in order to have one last opportunity for normalcy....
Well finally, the health authorities have seen you with clarity! However, I do believe that someone from Excalibur crossbows will bail you out! :eusa-deadhorse: Notice the deafening silence from Paul? :think:


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Re: ......sad, sad day!

Post by newbie » Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:27 pm

amythntr wrote:
Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:45 pm
.....it is with tears in my eyes that I have to report to the forum that I have been whisked away in the dark of the night to this cold, dark hospital. They put me in a straight jacket out of fear of me hurting myself....they told me I will be here for many a night and this will be my only communication with the outside world until which time I am cured of this incessant mental disability that few ever return from.... but I am told that I begged them to take me here in order to have one last opportunity for normalcy....

.....I really do not remember how this all started....all I remember is for 112 days I was doing as well as one could be expected to be doing in light of my employment requiring 20 hrs a day 7 days a week....that my only enjoyment was sticking pencils into my eyeballs :shock: and eating everything that wasn't tied down :eusa-naughty: yes this was truly fun .....life was good....then there was this 5lb Hershey's chocolate bar that didn't make it through a day....but that story is better left for another day if I can ever get up from this bed...if I am ever to leave this cold, dreary place that I am now confined to I might shed some more light on the consuming of 10,000 calories a day.....so yes for 112 days I was able not to spend one red cent on anything due to my constant working (and eating) :eusa-popcorn: ....

......April 17th rolled around and I slept for 48 straight hours......only to be awakened by a knock on the door.....I screamed out, who are you :shock: and in a ghoulish voice I heard "I am the assassin!"........I said why are you here?..... :wtf: go away ......... what do you want from me?.....and all I remember before I passed out was a :eusa-hand: freakish kid of laugh.....when I awoke I was flat on my back,......my credit card had made skid marks from my wallet to where the phone laid next to me... and all I could say when they asked my what happened.....was......it was, "The Assassin!"...........Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eusa-doh:


Anthony :crazy:
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