Don't Mess With Texas! ....joke of the day.

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Don't Mess With Texas! ....joke of the day.

Post by paulaboutform » Mon Aug 28, 2017 7:12 pm

A Texas state trooper pulls over an 80 year old lady for speeding. When she hands him her licence he notices a concealed carry permit attached to it. The trooper questions the little old lady, "ma'am, I see you have a ccp, do you have any weapons with you today? " She replies, "why yes, I have my .40 glock in my glove box" "Fine ma'am, anything else?" ...."yes, my .45 Smith and Wesson is right here in my center console." Shocked, the trooper asks, "anything else ma'am?" ..."oh yes dear, my .38 special is right here in my purse." Perplexed, the trooper asks, "Ma'am, what exactly are you afraid of?" Smiling, the old girl replies, "Sweetheart, not a damn thing!" :mrgreen:

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Post by xcaliber » Mon Aug 28, 2017 7:41 pm

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