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Buck Humor

Post by IronNoggin » Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:01 pm

A 4 point, 2 point and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns.

The 4 point says "I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along".

The 2 point says "I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!"

The Button buck says "My two are all right, better than nothing I guess".

Then all of a sudden a GIANT 7 pointer walks out into the field. The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe.
The big buck made a huge scrape and ****ed in it, rubbed a tree the size of a telephone pole and snapped it off at the ground!

The three bucks looked on in amazement.

The 4 pointer then says "I could probably get by with 4 does... who really needs 10 anyway?"

The 2 pointer says "You know... come to think of it, I only really use one or two of mine!"

The button buck was silent, as the other two bucks look over to him in confusion...

Suddenly the Button buck runs out into the middle of the field! He rips and tears up some grass, ****es all over the place, snorts and wheezes, rubs his head raw on a tree, and chews a licking branch clean off!

Then he runs back over to his buddies. His friends immediately ask him "What the hell are you doing!?"

I'm just making sure that big sonofabitch knows I'm a buck!
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Re: Buck Humor

Post by janesy » Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:26 pm

Good stuff! Sent it to a buddy, he'll get a kick oit of it
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Re: Buck Humor

Post by robertyb » Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:51 am

Thanks for the early morning laugh. :)
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Re: Buck Humor

Post by Deaf jeff » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:51 am

good one :lol: :lol:

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Re: Buck Humor

Post by xcaliber » Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:45 pm

Love it Matt, very funny.
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Post by hankenhunter » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:52 pm

Heh, good one. :D
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Re: Buck Humor

Post by BrotherRon » Sat Jan 06, 2018 1:47 pm

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Re: Buck Humor

Post by elkaholic » Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:32 am

kinda sounds like a "old" bull joke changed to buck but - still good !

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Re: Buck Humor

Post by mikej » Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:33 pm

That’s funny
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Re: Buck Humor

Post by JackMason » Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:31 am

Very nice one

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