Retirement (In)sanity

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CFD940
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Retirement (In)sanity

Post by CFD940 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:34 pm

How to Maintain a Healthy Level Of Insanity in RETIREMENT..
1.
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars and watch them slow down!
2.
On all your cheque stubs, write, "For Sexual Favors"
3.
Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.
4.
With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
5.
Sing along at The Opera.
6.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7.
When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8.
Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go....'
9.
Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My
Favorite:
10.
Go to a large Department store's fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out, "There's No toilet paper in here!!

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Re: Retirement (In)sanity

Post by xcaliber » Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:44 pm

Hilarious! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Retirement (In)sanity

Post by mikej » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:28 pm

That’s awesome
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Re: Retirement (In)sanity

Post by chilly_willy » Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:35 pm

Will have to try that someday.

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