Wouda Coulda Shouda

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Wouda Coulda Shouda

Post by IronNoggin » Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:30 pm

A middle aged couple is vacationing in the West. Toby always wanted a pair of exotic cowboy boots. Sees some on sale one day, he buys them, wears the boots and goes back to the hotel, wearing them proudly. He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, “Notice anything different, Ruth?”

Ruth looks him over. “No.”

Toby says excitedly, “Come on, Ruth, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?”

Ruth looks again. “No, Toby.”

Frustrated, Toby storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the cowboy boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different now?”

Ruth looks him up and down and says, “Toby, what’s different? It was hanging down yesterday, it’s hanging down today, and it will be hanging down tomorrow!”

Angry, Toby screams, “And do you know why it's hanging down, Ruth? It’s hanging down because it’s looking at my new awesome cowboy boots!”

Ruth replies, “Toby,,,, you should have bought a hat!” :lol:
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Re: Wouda Coulda Shouda

Post by Bcxbow » Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:58 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Wouda Coulda Shouda

Post by xcaliber » Sun Mar 04, 2018 8:43 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Wouda Coulda Shouda

Post by mikej » Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:08 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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