Why we have dogs

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Why we have dogs

Post by CFD940 » Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:06 pm

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least.

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you

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Re: Why we have dogs

Post by Hillcountry » Sat Mar 31, 2018 6:31 pm

God bless dogs! :thumbup:
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Re: Why we have dogs

Post by Kegbelly » Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:35 pm

:thumbup: I love it!!
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Re: Why we have dogs

Post by xcaliber » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:53 am

That's why they are Man's best friend!
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Re: Why we have dogs

Post by Carnivorous » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:09 pm

I can relate!! :eusa-clap:

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Re: Why we have dogs

Post by xcaliber » Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:10 pm

Nice Pooch! :wink:
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Re: Why we have dogs

Post by mikej » Sat Apr 21, 2018 12:33 am

:lol:
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