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Labrador Retriever For Sale

Post by Hi5 » Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:49 pm

Let's be clear now, this isn't connected with Big John's puppy bloodline.

A guy is driving around the back woods of Ontario and he sees a sign in front of a house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.'

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep" the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the R.C.M.P. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping, I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars" the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard."
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Re: Labrador Retriever For Sale

Post by quake » Mon Feb 05, 2018 4:26 pm

I needed a laugh today. Thanks. :)
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Re: Labrador Retriever For Sale

Post by xcaliber » Mon Feb 05, 2018 5:17 pm

Very Funny, I needed that too! :wink:
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Re: Labrador Retriever For Sale

Post by BrotherRon » Mon Feb 05, 2018 6:55 pm

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Re: Labrador Retriever For Sale

Post by janesy » Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:44 pm

Good one!
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Re: Labrador Retriever For Sale

Post by Cw.abeljr » Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:27 pm

LOL.....Good one.
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Re: Labrador Retriever For Sale

Post by wheelie » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:01 am

LOL To Funny!

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Re: Labrador Retriever For Sale

Post by papabear1 » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:46 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Kinda like our government. :wink:

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