Suggestions on gettiing even!

[mike41]

Went up to my uncles cabin to hunt fri. and sat. as I was leaving sat afternoon, at some point and time he tied a dragline soaked in doe urine on the back of my wheelchair.
As some of you older guys know, I was dog tired when I got home, living by myself I wasn't in all that much of a hurry to get clean up. So I put all my gear up turned on the T.V. and was trying to relax a little bit.

Dam I kept smelling this god awful odor, started rolling all around my apt. trying o find out what it was. About 2 hrs. later I finely went into the bathroom and I notice the string on the back of my chair. Got rid of the drag line, he called sat night and was laughing so hard I couldn't hardly understand him.

Now its Pay Back time, any good ideas?

Mike41:

[joeumholtz]

Heh,heh, HAd something similar happen a number of years ago. When the situation was reversed and my buddy was leaving I tossed a cotton ball soaked in skunk scent behind the seat of his truck. He never could find it, rode around with the windows open for a few days...in the winter.

I've also heard that a piece of limburger cheese in a heating duct will have the desired affect.

But you didn't hear it from me

[wabi]

When around him simply smile a lot and try to look guilty. The suspense will drive him crazy.

[Allan]

Those are good ideas, here's one more,

BAG A TEN POINT BUCK!!

[whateverworks]

hehhehheh. the funniest part is you layed scent lines all around your house.dang that's funny. but wabi is right, bide your time and drag it out. little hints so he knows you haven't forgotten, and just wait. the waitin and not knowing is far worse than the actual payback. have fun...

[Golden Eagle]

Put a dead fish under the seat of his vehicle..

[Tom]

When around him simply smile a lot and try to look guilty. The suspense will drive him crazy.

I agree with wabi. I have been known to put forth some pretty good pratical jokes. The best joke is one still running (over 3 years now). All I have done was tell him his time is coming, that I do not just get even, that I get even +. If I am somewhere that he is going to be, I drop a hint to one of his friends that he should see what is going to happen in my partical joke, but I will not tell him about it (nothing is actually going to happen .... yet ). Well you know his friend is going to run and warn him, just like I wanted . He looks around the whole time worried and wondering what is going to happen and when.

If he questions me, I just smile and tell him that his time is coming .

God luck.

[DrDan]

Aaaah it is fun being in a wheelchair... My dentist came up behind me in the grocery store and banged into the back of my chair with his shopping cart. I was torqued, but so glad that people can understand that most of us wheelers don't take it too serious and they can play with us a little. I alwyas have skunk essence on hand for coyote cover scent. I love playing with it. One drop in my driveway and all my veterinary clients who come to my home office have to comment on that skunk that must have been in my drive. One time I went to a man and his wifes house who had recently moved to the country from NY NY. Oh my gosh this woman was a clean freak to the max - they ahd all this chrome and glass furniture that was polished to a high luster (I never liked that stuff). Anyhow I discovered a tiny bottle of fox heat scent in my jacket pocket and just couldn't resist after a few beers. I put one drop on a spent paper match and tossed it in a full ashtray - their 100 Black Lab came pounching in and went right for the ashtray and blew butts, ashes, matches all over the coffee table. This woman wasn't much into cussing but she let go with a "What the hell is the matter with this dog?" Gheesh I had to go outside to laugh that one off. They never did discover what had drawn the dog to the ashtray.

Aaah practical jokes can be fun.

DrDan

[widowman]

Next time you are at his house leave him an upper-decker.

Being in a chair might make it a little harder to pull off, but it also gives you a good alibi.

WM

[WRC]

Want you to remember you said that Dan! HAHA

[saxman]

Put a small square on linburger cheeze under his seat.
That stuff stinks something awful.
Sound like you guys have some fun,thats great

[Hardy Buck]

Cut the Front 2 feet off of your deer. When your buddy isnt looking, stick them into the grill, so it looks like the deer is trapped inside . ITs awesome to see the reactions of people when your driving down the road. Even the OPP get a good kick out of it .