o/t Newfie duck hunter

[UncleGrandpa]

A newfie went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornary game warden who didn't like Newfie. The game warden ordered the Newfie to show his hunting license, and the Newfie pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "this duck ain't from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license boy? The Newfie reached into his wallet and produced a Quebed hunting license. The game warden looked at it then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt and said "this ain't no Quebed duck, this ducks from Manitoba. You got a Mantoba license? The Newfie reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license. The warden reached over and picked up the third dudck, sniffed its butt and said "this ain't no Manitoba duck. This here duck's from Nova Scotia. You gat a Nova Scotia hunting license? Again the Newfie reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point an he yelled at the Newfie "Just where in the hell are you from?"!!!! The Newfie turned around, bent over, dropped his pantgs, and said "You tell me, you're the expert."

[Digger]

[Farmer]

Spilled my coffee in the key board

[Hoss]

Now thats funny as hell

[flbuckmaster]