O/T Operations

[Digger]

Five surgeons are discussing who has the best
patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you open them up
everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you
should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The
third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon
chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the
job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut
them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains
and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

[GaryL]

[franklinm]

Good Post .

[peter p]

Funny

[Woodsman]