Aaaachoooo....!!

[bushmaster]

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first-class
>section
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>
>
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> > >of a plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently
>wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered and shook for ten to fifteen
>seconds.
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>The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed
>again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and shuddered quite
>violently
>once more.
>
>Assuming the woman might have a cold that caused the sneezing, the man was
>still curious about the shuddering, but went back to his book.
>
>A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she
>took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shook even more than before.
>
>Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, and asked,
>"I
>
>
>
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> > >couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose,
>then shuddered violently. Are you
>okay?"
>
>"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied in a soft voice. "I have
>a very rare medical condition. When I sneeze, I have an . . orgasm."
>
>The man, now more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I've never
>heard of a condition like that before," he said. "Are you taking anything
>for it?"
>
>"Yes," the woman replied. "Pepper."
>

[Bigbore]

aka. Bushmaster, hows it going buddy? didnt know you hung out here.


You shoot crossbows?


Bigbore

[awshucks]

Good one Bushmaster! Just heard this one and can't resist. Seems there was a guy stuck in a traffic jam for over a half hour. A trooper came walking back between the lines of vehicles, so the guy asked him what the delay was. The trooper told him Hillary Clinton's motorcade was ahead, and that she was very depressed and threatening to douse herself with gasoline and light a match. She had just found out the Democrats weren't going to run her for President in the next election, and her husband had ran off with all her money. The trooper then explained they were taking up a collection for her. "How much do you have" the motorist asked.. "About four and a half gallons, but there are people still siphoning" was the reply!!!