10 reasons men prefer guns over women...

bushmaster · Post by **bushmaster** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:13 am

Finally a list that tells it like it is....................

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Normous · Post by **Normous** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:01 pm

GOOD ONE

GREY OWL · Post by **GREY OWL** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:02 pm

Or if you don't register a gun, the authorities can come and take it away. (the wife). HEHE

Grey Owl

Bigbore · Post by **Bigbore** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:00 pm

LMASO, my wifey was not to impressed that i was laughin at that one

Bigbore

TYE · Post by **TYE** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:07 pm

GREY OWL wrote:Or if you don't register a gun, the authorities can come and take it away. (the wife). HEHE

Grey Owl

ROTFLMAO

A.W · Post by **A.W** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:20 pm

Less recoil with a gun. (than the Ex.)

GREY OWL · Post by **GREY OWL** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:51 pm

GREY OWL · Post by **GREY OWL** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:57 pm

Sorry about the above post, clicked before I thought.

Anyway Tye, what is ROTFLMAO mean. Not the most illiterate when it comes to abbreviation's.

If your cursing and swearing at me, maybe P.M. me.

Grey Owl

A.W · Post by **A.W** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:00 pm

GREY OWL wrote:Sorry about the above post, clicked before I thought.

Anyway Tye, what is ROTFLMAO mean. Not the most illiterate when it comes to abbreviation's.

If your cursing and swearing at me, maybe P.M. me.

Grey Owl

You have a P.M.

GREY OWL · Post by **GREY OWL** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:02 pm

Never mind Tye, I've just been educated.

Grey Owl

Digger · Post by **Digger** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:43 pm

GREY OWL, just in case you miss another acronnym, heres the rest.

http://www.gaarde.org/acronyms/

GREY OWL · Post by **GREY OWL** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:56 pm

Thanks Digger, a guy can have alot of fun with these.

When my wife asked me to do something, I say "when", she says, "ASAFP" I say "AYCOOYM". But of course its always, "AYF". But being the guy I am, I say "ATTTOB". HEHEHE

Grey Owl

P.S. IMHO I've got the best wife.

Livtahunt · Post by **Livtahunt** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:37 pm

nice