Biker joke...!

bushmaster · Post by **bushmaster** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:16 pm

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved enough money, so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks up the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust.

The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains and everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves.

After a couple of months he meets a lady and she asks him to take her home to meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her parents' house.

Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.

After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to speak and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long 15 minutes the young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches over and kisses the girl in front of her family. No one says a word.

Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of everyone. No one says a word. Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws her on the table. They have even wilder sex. No one says a word.

By now he is thinking of what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he reaches into his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline.

And the father shouts, 'Okay damn it, I'll do the dishes.'

navaman · Post by **navaman** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:01 pm

that was just what i needed. thanks.

.......navaman

Tar Heel · Post by **Tar Heel** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:33 am

The Butcher · Post by **The Butcher** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 2:31 am

I must say, that is funny. Second, I'm not a biker. But it does seem everyone is now days. I alway ask the joke when a lot of biker are present, if any "Whats the difference between a Harley Davidson, and Hoover vaccum cleaner?" On a hoover, the dirtbag is on the inside. You sometimes get some evil looks!

big dog · Post by **big dog** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:20 am

Butcher,
Do you know why all the birds fly upside down over Pittsburg?----there isn't nothing there worth shitting on.
big dog

bj · Post by bj » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:43 am

The Butcher wrote: "Whats the difference between a Harley Davidson, and Hoover vaccum cleaner?" On a hoover, the dirtbag is on the inside. You sometimes get some evil looks!

...i think maybe you may have been just a tad out of touch for "quite some time"...perhaps, the name Peter Fonda rings a bell

?...yep, you're right, 35 years ago that would have got your disposition re-arranged, now, just the "evil looks"..........

Hoss · Post by **Hoss** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:58 am

Now do sense a touch of sensitivity from the biker crowd..easy now fellas justa simple joke that even this ole biker can laugh at..

how funny...

The Butcher · Post by **The Butcher** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:14 pm

Just a joke. Big Dog, I did not bet on the Steelers either. No reason to bring origin into it. Yea, bj, peter fonda does ring a bell, was he not related to the communist Jane Fonda, who was responsible for the deaths of some of our Nam POW'S. Sorry, that's just how I remember the fonda's, they should have drowned her in golden pond! Really, I have nothing against biker's, until they have problems with hunter's. I think it is ok to do what ever you want, as long is it don't affect me. That's what is so great about America.

awshucks · Post by **awshucks** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:19 pm

Question: What do Harley Davidsons and German Shephards have in common? Answer: They both spend alot of time riding in the back of pick-up trucks!! BTW, I've had beau-coup bikes!!

big dog · Post by **big dog** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:33 pm

Is it true you guys from arkansas date your sisters?Nope we just F%&K em.

ogo · Post by **ogo** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:44 pm

I was told I look good even when I'am pushin my Harley lol**************ogo

dnepr · Post by **dnepr** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:53 pm

Good to see that there are some riders in the crowd . I have noticed a lot of guys into guns also ride. finding out there some riders here makes me even more certian that I want a X-bow. now if I could just find a big bag o money kickin around ....

awshucks · Post by **awshucks** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:49 pm

Big Dog: I am from Illinois!!! Since you're still there, maybe you could get a look at my sister, I think you'ld have doubts about ANYBODY dating her!!! Just sold my 5th Harley last year, got a Triumph now, handles great on these mntn. roads.

big dog · Post by **big dog** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:08 pm

All in good fun bro-all in good fun.I love harley's,hunting,and honey's,
big dog

Livtahunt · Post by **Livtahunt** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:29 pm

now thats funny i dont care who ya are