beer holder for treestand

[pphoenix]

i'm planning on having a beer holder just like this one up in my treestand, i probably wouldn't do much hunting, cause i would be keeping an eye on my beer

just fooling around i'd never drink beer while hunting

[TYE]

I'll take her!

[Normous]

Just don't drop you Excalibur

Norm

[TYE]

I'll definately shoot her with my derringer.

[wabi]

i'd never drink beer while hunting

i'd probably never go hunting......

[Kevin 2]

Looks like you need a "DOE" permit for that beer hold her.

Kevin

[awshucks]

Goodby Arkansas,,,Hello Canada!!!

[Woody Williams]

DONT FALL FOR IT! IT'S A TRAP...

Police are warning all men

Men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" or "Hunt Club" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

[OneShot]

Now I know where my sister has been hanging out!

[Kenton]

That brings back memories Woody

[ogo]

SWEET JESUS

[CRASHCOSBO]

as the great Homer Simpson once said....MMMMMM BEER...and MMMM BOOBIES...*drool*

[Woody Williams]

That brings back memories Woody

Yep, me too.. some good and some not so good..

Mickey Gilley sung it best....

Don't the Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time Lyrics

Chorus:

The girls all get prettier at closing time
They all begin to look like movie stars
The girls all get prettier at closing time
When the change starts taking place
It puts a glow on every face
Of the falling angels of the back street bars.

If I could rate'em on a scale from 1 to 10
I'm lookin' for a 9 but 8 would slip right in
A few more drinks and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4
But when tomorrow morning comes,
And I wake up with a number 1
I swear I'll never do it anymore.

Chorus:

The girls all get prettier at closing time
They all begin to look like movie stars
The girls all get prettier at closing time
When the change starts taking place
It puts a glow on every face
Of the falling angels of the back street bars.

--- Instrumental ---

Now, I don't mean to criticize the girls at all
I know Robert Redford, even overhauls
We all picture in our minds a girl that looks just right
Ain't it funny, ain't it strange,
The way a man's opinion changes
When he starts to face that lonely night.

Chorus:

The girls all get prettier at closing time
They all begin to look like movie stars
The girls all get prettier at closing time
When the change starts taking place
It puts a glow on every face
Of the falling angels of the back street bars.

Of the falling angels of the back street bars...

[Brampton Mike]

Hey what are you doing with my beer holder...been looking all over the house for it!!!!!!!!!!!

[Woody Williams]

My wife left me

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Heck, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back.