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O/T - SLY SENIORS

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Sly seniors.

A Florida couple, Moe and Flo, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

Moe says, "Will you watch us while we "play" ?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for advice, that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you are "doing it"." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, do "their thing" with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.

Finally, after five or six weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

Moe says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married, and we can't go to her house. I'm married, and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $49 back from Medicare.
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Post by saxman »

Yur killin me :D :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Digger »

Very goog, Lou. :D :lol: :lol: :D
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Post by dick195252 »

That is FUNNY :lol: :lol: :lol:
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LMAO :lol: :lol:
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Post by dsr »

WELL WE SENIORS AREN'T COMPLETELY STUPID.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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