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OT / THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

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THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.


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It comes in various sizes:

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The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size.
Side effects are temporary and include:
The implant may or may not be painless.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. Loss of blood or tissue is not uncommon.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,

UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS
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thats great i laughed so hard thanks
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Scott------you have really outdone yourself this time----------beautiful---it should be posted on every known website.----Lon.
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u southern boys mean buesness just no your northern brothers are behind u one hundred percent .IMPLANT SPECIALIST oh ya :lol: :lol:
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Re: OT / THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP

Post by ehntr »

saxman wrote:THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.


Image



It comes in various sizes:

Image


The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size.
Side effects are temporary and include:
The implant may or may not be painless.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. Loss of blood or tissue is not uncommon.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,

UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS
NOTE

Most popular sizes: 5.56, 7.62, 9 and 50.

CAUTION

Consult God before seeking implant.

WARNING

Installation of size 50 implant may cause separation of forehead from mainframe.
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