Here's a chuckle for the weekend !!

[terrym]

Job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews

And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
The men to a large metal door and handed
Him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your
Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting
In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
Never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
For this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was
Quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,
But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't
Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
After another. They heard screaming, crashing,
Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
Beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy Don't mess with them

( I apoligize if I offended any ladies by posting this joke but it was just too funny not to pass on )

[saxman]

[Grizzly Adam]

I apoligize if I offended any ladies by posting this joke but it was just too funny not to pass on.

I don't think you need to worry about that, Terry!

However, Vix does pack a mean chair, I've heard.

[mikej]

good one

[VixChix]

Love that joke. Goes to show that you have to be very clear when you give a woman instructions!

(Don't worry, Honey, you're safe!)

[Doe Master]

And we are going to go skiing Vix .
Now I`m scared

[VixChix]

Don't worry Kev, I'm not bringing a gun and besides, they have some good first-aiders on the Patrol there.

[ecoaster]

My wife laughed and agreed!!! I'm sleeping with one eye open .

[Tenn. Equinox]

Here's another chuckle

Three Ladies in a Sauna
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed
her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questionly.
" That was my pager", she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. A few minutes later, A phone rang. the second young lady lifted her
palm to her ear. When she finished,she explained, :That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand. The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returnedwith a piece of tolit paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said ............
Well,Will you look at that..... I'M GETTING A FAX !!