"Mares eat oats and does eat oats.........."
will now be
"Mares eat oats and coons eat oats.........."
Stopped at the feed mill yesterday to buy some corn and the man that loads the orders (I've known him for years) asked me if I'd like to have a bag of oats for the feeder. A customer had returned it complaining it had bugs in it. I rolled my eyes and said, "Like livestock or wildlife would care!"
I poured out a couple piles of oats in front of the feeder and found a few dead bugs in the oats, but they were certainly not numerous to worry about.
Pulled the card this morning and the pictures should explain why I'm changing the lyrics when I sing it!
when I poured the oats on the ground -
when the coons arrived -
when the coons left 17 minutes later
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you can wear the hat. 