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How do you know you are shopping in Texas?

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I liked that one. I now know that everybody is not crazy, :lol: :lol: .
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A girl I work with came in Monday and said that she went to Lowe's on Saturday for something. Just a little while before she got there, someone was mugged in the parking lot, in broad daylight! :shock: After she finished telling about it, I said, "And that's why I carry a gun." :wink:
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Big58cal wrote:A girl I work with came in Monday and said that she went to Lowe's on Saturday for something. Just a little while before she got there, someone was mugged in the parking lot, in broad daylight! :shock: After she finished telling about it, I said, "And that's why I carry a gun." :wink:
Yeah, this is why you carry a gun...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W91EWQv4Fc

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Agree with Big 58 Cal----AND THATS WHY I CARRY, AND HAVE FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That's funny right there!!! :D
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OkXbowHunter wrote:Yeah, this is why you carry a gun...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W91EWQv4Fc

Warning: Foul Language in that video. Turn your volume off, you'll get the idea anyway!
After the first lick, the next things you would have heard would have been a very loud "bang" and then that P.O.S. would have hit the ground bleeding and dying if he had come after me or my vehicle like that. :evil:
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Big58cal wrote:
OkXbowHunter wrote:Yeah, this is why you carry a gun...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W91EWQv4Fc

Warning: Foul Language in that video. Turn your volume off, you'll get the idea anyway!
After the first lick, the next things you would have heard would have been a very loud "bang" and then that P.O.S. would have hit the ground bleeding and dying if he had come after me or my vehicle like that. :evil:

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Don't know how would want to go to Texas anyways! Gets to darn hot there!



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Do I understand correctly here? that nice black fellow decided to do bodywork on that fine pt cruiser just because he could, and there aint no body's mother there going to stop him?
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one shot scott wrote:Do I understand correctly here? that nice black fellow decided to do bodywork on that fine pt cruiser just because he could, and there aint no body's mother there going to stop him?
Apparently so!! :? But I bet somebodies daddy woulda set him straight given a chance!! :wink: Can you say double tap??

We can't carry here in Canada cuz the government doesn't trust it's subjects with guns but I'm pretty sure homey would have a tuff time swingin' that crowbar with the weight of my truck on his chest!! Just sayin'.

The first vid of shopping in Texas was hilarious!! :lol:
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One cant help but like the capt!
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