Dear VixChix,
Everytime I go huntin' or fishin', my wife suspects I'm going to see another woman. I have assured her many times that this is not the case. I have even brought home deer and fish to prove it. What should I do to alleviate her concerns?
Desperate husband,
Maple
Dear VixChix
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Dear VixChix
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Re: Dear VixChick
Dear Desperate Husband,
Take the fish out of the wrapper before you bring it into the house.
In all seriousness, there is one real & effective solution to your problem, but it is difficult and will take a lot of skill, strength and determination.
If you think you're up to the challenge you can try this:
Come home from hunting or fishing UNhappy for a change!
Wishing you the best success in the field and at home!
Vix
Take the fish out of the wrapper before you bring it into the house.
In all seriousness, there is one real & effective solution to your problem, but it is difficult and will take a lot of skill, strength and determination.
If you think you're up to the challenge you can try this:
Come home from hunting or fishing UNhappy for a change!
Wishing you the best success in the field and at home!
Vix
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Re: Dear VixChick
Too funny!!
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Re: Dear VixChick
Take her w/ you. No i mean it, 
Dave
No i mean it, Dave
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Re: Dear VixChick
That's funny you two!!
Kinda reminds me of the old Dear Abby columns in the newspapers.
Kinda reminds me of the old Dear Abby columns in the newspapers.
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Re: Dear VixChick
mine does not seen to get so upset if i take my bow or fishing pole with me when i go
go figure .try it may work for you and they don 't take up much space
go figure .try it may work for you and they don 't take up much space
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Re: Dear VixChick
Dear Vixchix,j.krug wrote:That's funny you two!!
Kinda reminds me of the old Dear Abby columns in the newspapers.
hunting season is over and i cant stand my wife ..what should i do
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Re: Dear VixChick
My wife always says, "Why don't u go hunting or something." Always wondered if that was a problem. LOL
Re: Dear VixChick
ICE FISHING!strum wrote:Dear Vixchix,j.krug wrote:That's funny you two!!
Kinda reminds me of the old Dear Abby columns in the newspapers.
hunting season is over and i cant stand my wife ..what should i do
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Re: Dear VixChick
I'm going to REALLY like this column!
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Re: Dear VixChick
LOL, Translation, be cool!!VixChix wrote:ICE FISHING!strum wrote:Dear Vixchix,j.krug wrote:That's funny you two!!
Kinda reminds me of the old Dear Abby columns in the newspapers.
hunting season is over and i cant stand my wife ..what should i do
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Re: Dear VixChick
Dear Vix Chick ,
Hunting season is over and my wife can't stand me.
what should i do
Dave
Hunting season is over and my wife can't stand me.
what should i do
Dave
Be safe in all you do! See ya in the woods!!!
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Re: Dear VixChick
It's threads like this that make me feel like the luckiest dude alive.
Sunday I woke to the the smell of coffee, came down to see my hunting duds laid on the spam floor in the order I put them on..
My coffee was was on my bed-stand, wife looking over me saying it looked like a good day to hunt.
Got dressed and headed out to take a stand, on the way out the door I heard "call on your way back, I will have breakfast ready".
You mean that's not what everyone hears?
Sunday I woke to the the smell of coffee, came down to see my hunting duds laid on the spam floor in the order I put them on..
My coffee was was on my bed-stand, wife looking over me saying it looked like a good day to hunt.
Got dressed and headed out to take a stand, on the way out the door I heard "call on your way back, I will have breakfast ready".
You mean that's not what everyone hears?
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