Dear VixChix

wheelie · Post by **wheelie** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:22 pm

Hey, love the duct tape look. I looks so real! They did a nice job on it.

gerald strine · Post by **gerald strine** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:45 pm

Hey Aging that is how you got started isent it now look how far you have come

VixChix · Post by **VixChix** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:50 pm

Dear Mr. P. Keg:

Having seen the video of this "KICK ARSE CROSSBOW" Ms. Vix would be sorely tempted to kick someone's arse for selling it to you (and also yours for purchasing it).

The following points cause us no small amount of concern:

DUCT TAPE?!??!? We love duct tape, but as with any good thing, there is a time & place for it, we would draw the line at using it to hold together a crossbow - no matter how "kick arse" it might be.

PVC and electrical tape?!??! Creative, yes, but hardly "kick arse".

"... made out of a random plank I found laying in my basement" We plead with you Mr. Keg, to do everything possible in your power to keep our mutual friend Agingcrossbower from seeing what was done to that wood!

"shoots pretty freakin' far" It would seem to us that someone has a problems with estimating distance.... among other things.

"...the arrows I'm using are just bow arrows, it doesn't really matter." To this we have no comments suitable for publication.

Don't even get Ms. Vix started on the seller's choice of footwear!

We go back to our initial advice: your arse will heal. We hope that any other injuries stemming from attempts to fire your new "kick arse" bow will heal too.

We look forward to watching you compete in the crossbow division at the next 3D tournament.

Sincerely (sincerely appalled, that is!)

Vix

one shot scott · Post by **one shot scott** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:58 pm

Ahahahahaha! Good stuff, that!

TPM · Post by **TPM** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:01 pm

Well Neil, I watched the video. Who's he trying to fool? I know a Maximus crossbow when I see one! I also know that if you come home with a new crossbow your wife is going to kick your arse farther than that arrow went.

Doe Master · Post by **Doe Master** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:55 pm

WOW !!!!
Shoots 40 feet .

What are you going to use that string cannon for ? Rabid gerbils ?

Neil I got to ask is it worth getting your arse kicked by the wife for that ?

A new Excalibur is worth a week in the doghouse .

lscha · Post by **lscha** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:56 pm

That's the first one I've seen that puts your toes at the same risk as thumbs!

one shot scott · Post by **one shot scott** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:19 pm

Custom Boo trigger, and a synthetic rail as well! whats not to like?

VixChix · Post by **VixChix** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:29 pm

one shot scott wrote:Custom Boo trigger, and a synthetic rail as well! whats not to like?

Well, we'll just say that we are not the ones getting our arses kicked for buying a "kick arse" crossbow!

DirtyGun · Post by **DirtyGun** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:50 am

Dear VixChix,

Having recently been given an open door to new opportunities, I was wondering what types of stories people like reading in magazines these days, having been out of the game for a bit...maybe I should write an advice column?

VixChix · Post by **VixChix** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:22 am

DirtyGun wrote:Dear VixChix,

Having recently been given an open door to new opportunities, I was wondering what types of stories people like reading in magazines these days, having been out of the game for a bit...maybe I should write an advice column?

Dear Mr. Gun,

Congratulations on the new opportunities!

In regards to your question about magazine articles, the answer would depend on whether you were writing for men's or women's magazines.

For most women's magazines I recommend a decadent recipe for a fabulous calorie-laden, chocolate draped cake, followed by a health article promising unparalleled weight loss of 100 lbs in a month or two without dieting. This combination of articles is a guarantee for excellent magazine sales.

For men's magazine you'd need to use less words, more photos - preferably of big bucks, big trucks, and other big things covered with the least amount of material possible (and airbrushed for maximum enhancement).

If you decide on the advice column route, be prepared to give advice to women on emotionally charged subjects such as shopping and relationships; and to men on how to deal with wives whose priorities are drastically different from their own.

We trust this advice to be of some assistance in your pursuit of quality journalism, and we wish you much success in your endeavour!

Sincerely,
Vix

agingcrossbower · Post by **agingcrossbower** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:34 am

This advice is really getting polished. Could I rescend my dilemia for a less refined forum for fear of embarrassing mself and, weeeeell just for embarassing myself.

awshucks · Post by **awshucks** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:49 pm

agingcrossbower wrote:This advice is really getting polished. Could I rescend my dilemia for a less refined forum for fear of embarrassing mself and, weeeeell just for embarassing myself.

Dear Agin,

As we used to say in the Navy, you got bum skinny. Aka, bad advice. As a lowly former carpenter, I recognized your solution right off the bat.

You deal daily in what some would term exotic woods. This must generate a huge amount of saw dust.

Just get some Skoal or Copenhagen, mix the saw dust flavor of choice w/ it, problem solved. Saw dust is notorious for sucking up moisture.

Sorry, Ms Vix, you dropped the ball on this one!

agingcrossbower · Post by **agingcrossbower** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:51 am

awshucks wrote:
agingcrossbower wrote:This advice is really getting polished. Could I rescend my dilemia for a less refined forum for fear of embarrassing mself and, weeeeell just for embarassing myself.
Dear Agin,

As we used to say in the Navy, you got bum skinny. Aka, bad advice. As a lowly former carpenter, I recognized your solution right off the bat.

You deal daily in what some would term exotic woods. This must generate a huge amount of saw dust.

Just get some Skoal or Copenhagen, mix the saw dust flavor of choice w/ it, problem solved. Saw dust is notorious for sucking up moisture.

Sorry, Ms Vix, you dropped the ball on this one!

Awshucks, I want to thank you for the advice but for me that would only change the color of my drool cuz I can't spit worth a damn and it would end up in the same place.

I see where your going with the sawdust and I have plenty of that. Never thought of putting it in my mouth.

If the price of food keeps going up I guess I could just swallow.

gerald strine · Post by **gerald strine** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:27 pm

Dear VixChix
I shoot 3d courses with a fellow forum member and the last two shoots he has robbin hooded my arrows much to his delight but not so much for me

I shoot a perfect 10 and the next thing I know crack the end of my bolt looks like a horse tail .
We take turns going first but he has black nocks that I can not see besides he most of the time is in the 8 ring unless he has my new arrows to aim for so I have never been able to get him back or get compensation for my gear.
I do not want to get mad I just want to get even

any suggestions .
Broken Bolts Michigan

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