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Keep those lawyer jokes coming! I love it! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Know the diff between a road killed lawyer and a road kill snake? Skid marks in front of the snake. :mrgreen:

Guy's in a cemetery and reads on a tombstone "Here lies John Brown, a lawyer and an honest man." He goes and asks the groundskeeper why they are burying them 3 deep. :mrgreen:
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Boo wrote:Keep those lawyer jokes coming! I love it! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Legal Questioning

Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Doctor: No.

Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?
Doctor: No.

Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?
Doctor: No.

Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Doctor: No.

Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Doctor: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Lawyer: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
Doctor: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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Satisfaction from a Lawyers Office

A guy phones a law office and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer."

The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week."
The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week." The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer.
By this time the receptionist is getting annoyed and replies, "I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"

The guy responds, "Because I just love hearing it."
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Married in Heaven

One day a nice young couple were on their way to the Justice of the Peace to get married. They had an accident and were killed.

Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could get married. St.Peter told them, he would have to get back to them with an answer.

Around 30 days later St. Peter returns and tells the couple that they can get married in heaven.

The young lady then asks St. Peter, " If things don't work out can we get a divorce?"
St. Peter looks at her and replies, " Lady it took me 30 days to find a preacher up here do you really think I am going to find a lawyer?
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the difference between a lawyer and a rat there,s some things a rat won,t do
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Two lawyers were walking along a street and they notice a hot girl across the street. One says to the other wouldn't you love to scr*w her? The other lawyer says....out of what?
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Ill sign a waiver that says your not liable.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a carp . One is a scum sucking bottom feeder , the other is just a fish ! :lol:
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Farmer wrote:What is the difference between a lawyer and a carp . One is a scum sucking bottom feeder , the other is just a fish ! :lol:
Jeshhh!!! You know you are hitting bottom when you start making fun about my beloved fish!!!! Carp are smarter, they sneak away when they see me coming! LOL
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Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. They stopped and examined the tracks closely.

The first lawyer announced, "Those are deer tracks. It's deer season, so we should follow the tracks and find our prey."

The second lawyer responded,"Those are clearly elk tracks, and elk are out of season. If we follow your advice, we'll waste the day."

Each attorney believed himself to be the superior woodsman, and they both bitterly stuck to their guns.

They were still arguing when the train hit them.
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rej wrote:Still a bit new on here so I hope this is not a stupid question. I see many on here say how pleased they are with their trigger that Boo has tuned. What is the difference between what he has done in the past and these new triggers other than you are exchanging one for another. I am very interested in one of these myself as that is the only thing about my Vortex I dislike a bit. $150 is a very reasonable price if they are as good as what I read posted here.
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A standard trigger use a friction sear system. This new trigger uses a pin roller system thereby eliminating the fiction aspect. I've shot one of the prototypes. It's an awesome trigger, well worth the $150.
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TPM wrote:A standard trigger use a friction sear system. This new trigger uses a pin roller system thereby eliminating the fiction aspect. I've shot one of the prototypes. It's an awesome trigger, well worth the $150.
Sounds awesome TPM.......
How dose the break feel when fired
sounds like its not modeled after the Rem 7000 model
Pin Roller ...........now you got me LOL

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