I've been Boycotted!

[vixenmaster]

I went down to the feeder & thar were a sign on it saying ~~^!***^^)()***!~~><><|. I knowed it were jibbersh, so me puggle Josey decifered it fer me. Said owner of Hard Candy Acres you are notified of total boycott of yer land. We protest the use of Excalibur Crossbows specially those Nasty Vixen's! They never break down nor have you in down time. So fer henceforth unless you Hunt wid a wheeled crossbow thats gives us at least a 50/50 chance of getting away. We reason that because many wheeled crossbows break-down on 1st shot We will avoid crossin yer land, so live wid Dat Vixen shooter!

[awshucks]

Gettin boycotted is better than girlcotted.

[ninepointer]

I was once chatting with a buck in the off-season and I asked him if I should replace my old Exocet 165 with a new Pheonix. He replied, "Can I interest you in a Barnett?"

[strum]

you guys must be hitting the egg nogg a little hard lately

[taz3]

Stop tickin the tick toters off!

Heck I'd just plead ignorant and fill the freezer, leaving a note stating you were unable to translate their message, with apology!

[mr meat]

Priceless!!

[j.krug]

Dang deer are gettin' smarter and smarter every year I swear!!

[Oppie]

How about I'll trade a barely used Parker for that Vixen, that'll end the boycott asap

[vixenmaster]

Not in this lifetime, them whinin deers gotstid to cross my place to get to the other gravel road they want to cross. They may pull a fast'en & cross at nite!

[Oppie]

Yep, I don't even allow it in the same room as my Exocet, she has to keep it in the dark corner where it belongs.....

They've been moving more after dark round here, but they gotta come out sometime!

[Hester0305]

Vixen Master you gotta um scared to death they know they're in real trouble if Miss Vixen is sitting beside you.

[Sopchoppy]

Solution: Dead deer tell no tales!!

[derf]

Hey Mike take camo blanket with you, hang a wheeled crossbow in your stand for all those tick toters to see and when there within 15 to 40 yrds pull out miss vixen from under the blanket and get r dun. Derf

[papa bear1]

you guys must be hitting the egg nogg a little hard lately

He's probably got some of Awshucks, liquid in a fruit jar,,,

[Masboy]

I would get some of that moon juice from shucks and put a bowl by your stand and they will come strutting by your stand like a Tom turkey thinkin they are twice there size and can whup the world and won,t care what bow you got!!!!!!