Is this normal...?

[Chefrific]

I double dog dare you to put your micro in the bed with you before your wife comes into the room.

[GrassyKnoll]

I really enjoy running my hands up and down the curves on my Micro's sweet little limbs...

I then fondle the rail and wipe it down periodically with a nice soft and fluffy Microfiber towel....

And the best thing is my Micro's don't talk back to me nor judge me, they accept me for who I am....

They like it when I take them out to the woods and just sit peacefully waiting for that perfect moment only you and your sweetheart know.....

YES IT IS PERFECTLY NORMAL...... That's what my psychiatrist tells me anyway....

[xcaliber]

I learned as a young lad not to poke a snarling dog! Jealous women are the toughest creature a man can face on Earth, don't push it! Once she knows the enemy, the war plan is started!