A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER

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A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER

Post by amythntr » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:48 am

....as I have recently posted I am the proud new owner of of a A420TD :D

....being smart and not wanting to lose my life :eusa-doh: :eusa-pray: (from a crazy Italian/Argentinian wife) I sneakily had it delivered to the office. My plan was to sneak it into my home and put it with all my other (not needed :eusa-shhh:) hunting equipment....

....things were going well and I put my baby together.. :eusa-dance: .

....then all of a sudden I hear my 2 and a half year granddaughter running down the hall to my office.

....that could only mean that my daugher-in-law was in tow, or my wife and worse yet both of them :eusa-doh: :eusa-think:

....well sure as stink on you know what, :twisted: :oops: my wife appears and the first thing she says is, "another bow"?

.....well after a few hamena, hamena, hamena's, I blurt out, well I had to give your brother BadaBing 8) since he didn't have a bow :eusa-liar: ....

.....well due to her keen sense of smell (from my house 2 miles away) she appeared in my office and she did not seem convinced....I was "spooked" and couldn't bolt away :eusa-doh: :eusa-naughty: :eusa-snooty:

.....If I disappear from this forum you know what happened and "who" did it!" :eusa-think: :crazy:

.....In the mean time I will be looking over my shoulder for any flying spoons or frying pans! :eusa-pray:

Anthony :eusa-snooty:
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Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER

Post by xcaliber » Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:09 am

It’s fear that they smell Anthony, you gotta act natural. Think about something else, and if all else fails, play dumb. Playing dead will only make you, well dead! :lol: :lol:
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Post by Carnivorous » Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:16 am

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Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER

Post by ComfyBear » Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:50 pm

OH OH, let's just hope that the Assassinatore di Cervi doesn't turn into Assassinatore di Antonio.


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Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER

Post by amythntr » Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:01 pm

ComfyBear wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:50 pm
OH OH, let's just hope that the Assassinatore di Cervi doesn't turn into Assassinatore di Antonio.


Il mio consiglio, sbrigati e corri, prima che tua moglie ti uccida.
.....let me try this translation "Take my advice and hurry up to kill one." ???

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Post by vixenmaster » Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:27 pm

OK 1st mistake was takin it home until after tick toter season opened. She would have thought it was yer regular huntin model. 2nd thing you left yer door open n unlocked, you did not have time to drop clothin over it so it would not be seen. I am now wonderin if'en you jus did that fer shock value to the Mrs. :)
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Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER

Post by amythntr » Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:50 pm

vixenmaster wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:27 pm
OK 1st mistake was takin it home until after tick toter season opened. She would have thought it was yer regular huntin model. 2nd thing you left yer door open n unlocked, you did not have time to drop clothin over it so it would not be seen. I am now wonderin if'en you jus did that fer shock value to the Mrs. :)
.... :lol: :lol: :lol: but i didn't take it home...it was nestled in my office and she came here!

Anthony :lol:
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Post by gerald strine » Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:09 pm

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Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER

Post by janesy » Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:25 pm

That's pretty impressive considering the A420 and A360 and pretty much interchangable as far as design and style, to the untrained eye.

I got away with it for a long time, but now approximately every 4 months . I get one questions... "Currently, how many crossbows do you own?"
The most recent, I purchased with her in the truck(there is another story there too :lol: ), I'm not sure I'll do that again.
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Post by xcaliber » Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:56 pm

janesy wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:25 pm
That's pretty impressive considering the A420 and A360 and pretty much interchangable as far as design and style, to the untrained eye.

I got away with it for a long time, but now approximately every 4 months . I get one questions... "Currently, how many crossbows do you own?"
The most recent, I purchased with her in the truck(there is another story there too :lol: ), I'm not sure I'll do that again.
Are you sure the question doesn't go more like this, how many crossbows do WE own now? :lol: :lol:
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Post by flightattendant100 » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:42 pm

Anthony, is NJ a community property state?😎😎😳😳

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Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER

Post by ComfyBear » Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:15 pm

amythntr wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:01 pm
ComfyBear wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:50 pm
OH OH, let's just hope that the Assassinatore di Cervi doesn't turn into Assassinatore di Antonio.


Il mio consiglio, sbrigati e corri, prima che tua moglie ti uccida.
.....let me try this translation "Take my advice and hurry up to kill one." ???

Anthony :eusa-doh:
Not even close. :eusa-naughty:
I see you're foremost Americano, and Italiano in name only. :problem:

Translation: My advice, hurry up and run, before your wife kills you. :shock:
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Post by Boo » Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:30 pm

Hehehehe! I just act as if nothing is unusual. Karin eventually gave up on me. I'm hopeless! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Try it Anthony, she's only going to smack you once on the back of the head, then she'll feel bad when you pout, then you get to buy another! :D
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Post by mr meat » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:14 am

I hide nothing! The last one I bought(at garage sale) I had to borrow $40 from her :thumbup:
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Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER

Post by vixenmaster » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:52 am

mr meat wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:14 am
I hide nothing! The last one I bought(at garage sale) I had to borrow $40 from her :thumbup:
Vert smart man here, :) Get yer partner to help buy those Excals
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