Senior day
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Senior day
Sitting in walmart parking lot. A line of seniors. With 6 ft spacing ,lined up waiting to get in.
Stores have senior tuesday shopping , letting limited number of people in the store.before normal hrs.
Wife's turn. Lucky me!
Only thing that pissed me off this early, an employee comes out with a cart of 2 big packages of toilet paper.
Ok fine but my rear hasn't seen tp in a month.
Chances are none will be left, so I call my wife inline and told her to beeline it to tp isle.
LOL
Fun times we now livein.
Stores have senior tuesday shopping , letting limited number of people in the store.before normal hrs.
Wife's turn. Lucky me!
Only thing that pissed me off this early, an employee comes out with a cart of 2 big packages of toilet paper.
Ok fine but my rear hasn't seen tp in a month.
Chances are none will be left, so I call my wife inline and told her to beeline it to tp isle.
LOL
Fun times we now livein.
Re: Senior day
Don’t know why people are panicking about toilet paper the covid 19 virus has NO affect on that end it affects the other end of the body respiration, lungs, sinus, throat etc.
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Re: Senior day
Lol, I hear you. I was eying up a an old sheet to cut up into squares, but things seem to have settled down here. Went shopping for some staples and was pleasantly surprised by the lack of people and more or less stocked shelves. Even got a package of my favorite toilet paper. So my wife's sheets are safe for now. Makes you wonder how civilization ever got along before the invention of paper butt wipe.elkaholic wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:08 amSitting in walmart parking lot. A line of seniors. With 6 ft spacing ,lined up waiting to get in.
Stores have senior tuesday shopping , letting limited number of people in the store.before normal hrs.
Wife's turn. Lucky me!
Only thing that pissed me off this early, an employee comes out with a cart of 2 big packages of toilet paper.
Ok fine but my rear hasn't seen tp in a month.
Chances are none will be left, so I call my wife inline and told her to beeline it to tp isle.
LOL
Fun times we now livein.
Hoping you managed to find some. Hank
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Napkins are all gone. Time for paper towels next.
Trying to save Kleenex till last, if we can't find tp.
Last resort , I'm eyeing the stack of cardboard boxes, but will have to soak them in water first.
Lol
Trying to save Kleenex till last, if we can't find tp.
Last resort , I'm eyeing the stack of cardboard boxes, but will have to soak them in water first.
Lol
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Re: Senior day
The wife wont let you check the linen for softness, will she? My wife was going to stop me, but I said, a man's gotta do what's necessary in times like these. Lol. She was pretty relieved when I got back from the store with buttwipe. I'd mail you a few rolls, but I don't think they would get there in time.
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Remember way back when cloth diapers would be washed after being filled, then emptied? Remember the diaper bucket in the bathroom? Hint, hint. Just don't forget to use the baby powder. Bonus; every time you fart, you've got a built in wind checker.
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Re: Senior day
Here is a TRUE FUN FACT for you! When I was a lot younger we had to carry water into the house and we had an outhouse. Does everyone remember Sears, Simpson Sears or in Canada the Eaton’s catalogues? That was our TP. nothing good about using glossy paper for TP. we had a bath once a week on top of the spam table in a galvanized tup. The water had to be carried in and heated on the wood stove. We then made to the big time with an oil burning stove.
These times really help line up your priorities.
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Hahah just thought of this one. We are going to a paperless world! Try to wipe your but with an iPad, smartphone or a Kindle lol.
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Re: Senior day
Let me tell you how far back I go for Butt wipe ,
we had an outhouse and for butt wipe we had corncobs,
we had red one's and white one's
we would wipe twice with the red one's
and then check it with the white one,
Dave
we had an outhouse and for butt wipe we had corncobs,
we had red one's and white one's
we would wipe twice with the red one's
and then check it with the white one,
Dave
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Re: Senior day
.....the thought is, you might cough so hard you might have issues at the other end!
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Re: Senior day
The TP shortage was explained by someone in the industry. Over75% of people are now either home or working from home. Those people will now need much, much more at home than they normally do. The paper used at home is different from the commercial stuff and is made in different facilities. So people are buying a few weeks or more (as they should) and of course there are hoarders. Also retailers were caught off guard and did not limit purchases like the are doing now. So as the TP producers say, there is no shortage at the source and the shortage at the stores will level out. BTW, I bought a 6 pack of TP at Shopper's Drug Mart.
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Makes you wonder how civilization ever got along before the invention of paper butt wipe.
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Re: Senior day
In that case you may need adult diapers
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Re: Senior day
I remember those days of pumping windmill for water, woodstove,milkn cows on a 3 legged stool. Warm milk. Outhouse with sears catalog. Etc.
We survived and over time things got better.
Hoping it doesnt take to long to get back to a time somewhere close to normal.
We survived and over time things got better.
Hoping it doesnt take to long to get back to a time somewhere close to normal.
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Would that be considered "blunt force trauma"???
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