OT: Peta - Things You Can't Make Up

[IronNoggin]

Meat-eating men should be banned from having sex, says PETA​

Men who eat meat should be banned from having sex, the animal rights group Peta has demanded, claiming that devouring sausages and schnitzel is a symptom of “toxic masculinity” which is killing the planet.

Peta’s German operation cited research from the scientific journal PLOS One which showed that men caused 41 per cent more greenhouse gas emissions than women largely because they consumed more meat.

Peta demanded a “sex ban for all meat-eating men” and called on women to “go on sex strike to save the world”.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/meat-eating-men-should-be-banned-from-having-sex-says-peta/369512

[Boo]

Matt, is the greenhouse gas methane from farting when you eat too lots of meat? I'm asking for a friend

[one shot scott]

I dunno man, almost sounds like an excuse from the woke-snowflake peta peeples to justify themselves not getting laid?


Toxic masculinity. MMkay.

[longbow joe]

I heard Peta is coming down hard on fauchi for doing all his dog "testing " maby they have a use after all.
Not getting into politics but l have o love for him.

[papabear1]

I am so sorry, at my age i have done a lot
of damage to mother earth i did not know
i was doing all this harm Hmmmm
come to think of it my wife must have
read that because she won't let me near her.

Dave

[xcaliber]

I am so sorry, at my age i have done a lot
of damage to mother earth i did not know
i was doing all this harm Hmmmm
come to think of it my wife must have
read that because she won't let me near her.

Dave

Dave, you have to run away from her, then make her think she caught YOU!

[xcaliber]

I dunno man, almost sounds like an excuse from the woke-snowflake peta peeples to justify themselves not getting laid?


Toxic masculinity. MMkay.

Yep!

[Hatchet]

Ahhh yes. Toxic masculinity. Very common concept. Usually discarded when there is a jar that cannot be opened, or a sink drain that has become clogged.

If the love should stop flowing in your house due to "toxic masculinity" maybe get some ultra-fem dude with a man bun who needn't lift the seat to pee to attempt to open the jars and unclog the drain. Surely that will work out.

And that, as they say, is the rest of the story, G'day!

[AJ01]

Ahhh yes. Toxic masculinity. Very common concept. Usually discarded when there is a jar that cannot be opened, or a sink drain that has become clogged.

If the love should stop flowing in your house due to "toxic masculinity" maybe get some ultra-fem dude with a man bun who needn't lift the seat to pee to attempt to open the jars and unclog the drain. Surely that will work out.

And that, as they say, is the rest of the story, G'day!

You silly savage You!!!

[AJ01]

Let's see...

First it was cows causing too much "greenhouse gases", so you stop raising cattle for the beef industry. (Don't eat meat).
Now its men doing the same thing because "they" eat too much meat. (Don't eat meat).

Anyone see a pattern here.

I don't know about any of you, but Cabbage and/or Brussel Sprouts pretty much does it for me!!!
"The Boss" says it makes her eyes water!!!

Now... If we would ALL just eat Tofu and drink Soy Milk, we'll live to be 900 years old!!

PETA:
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

GOOD GRIEF!!!!!

[artifact]

Maybe if some of the women in politics who don't know what they are talking about would keep their big mouths shut there would be much less CO2 being emitted, maybe include a few men also!
I cringe when AR-15's are referred to as full auto or machine guns, maybe some should do a little research before trying to look like they know what they are talking about, unfortunately there are people who believe them!
Hey, I'm only trying to help the environment!!!!

[one shot scott]

I cooked up some rutabaga last night and i have never been more toxic than i am right now. A field of cows has nothing on me. Personally, i think i have found the main source of the peta ppls problem. Too much hot air and a whole lotta s@#&

[papabear1]

I am so sorry, at my age i have done a lot
of damage to mother earth i did not know
i was doing all this harm Hmmmm
come to think of it my wife must have
read that because she won't let me near her.

Dave

Dave, you have to run away from her, then make her think she caught YOU!

Tried that Dan, she locked the door behind me.

Dave

[xcaliber]

Dave, I left that part out for the youngsters!

[Hillcountry]

Sausages and schnitzel?
I can picture the Seinfeld “soup nahtzee” as a big ol German heifer and wearing a “People Eating Tasty Animals” pin on her chef’s hat saying…”NO SCHNITZEL FOR U”!!