St. Patrick's Day!!
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St. Patrick's Day!!
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming "Wow, What a Ride!
Re: St. Patrick's Day!!
An Irishman was late for a very important meeting and could not find a parking space. Finally, he closed his eyes and said "Lord, if you'll just give me a parking space I promise I'll quit drinking and start going to mass every Sunday." He opened his eyes and there was a parking space. He promptly said, "never mind, I just found one".
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Re: St. Patrick's Day!!
grouse wrote: ↑Fri Mar 17, 2023 10:29 amAn Irishman was late for a very important meeting and could not find a parking space. Finally, he closed his eyes and said "Lord, if you'll just give me a parking space I promise I'll quit drinking and start going to mass every Sunday." He opened his eyes and there was a parking space. He promptly said, "never mind, I just found one".
That's FUNNY!!!
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming "Wow, What a Ride!