Redneck Medical Dictionary

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Redneck Medical Dictionary

Post by Limbs and Sticks » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:43 pm

Redneck Medical Dictionary
Rednecks have the lowest stress rate
because they do not take medical terminology seriously
You are going to die anyway, so live life

Medical Term
Redneck Definition

Artery
-
The study of paintings

Bacteria
-
Back door to cafeteria

Barium
-
What undertakers do

Benign
-
What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section
-
A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan
-
Searching for Kitty

Cauterize
-
Made eye contact with her

Colic
-
A sheep dog

Coma
-
A punctuation mark

Dilate
-
To live long

Enema
-
Not a friend

Fester
-
Quicker than someone else

Fibula
-
A small lie

Impotent
-
Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain
-
Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff
-
A Doctor's cane

Morbid
-
A higher offer

Nitrates
-
Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days

Node
-
I knew it

Outpatient
-
A person who has fainted

Pelvis
-
Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative
-
A letter carrier

Recovery Room
-
Place to do upholstery

Rectum
-
Nearly killed him

Secretion
-
Hiding something

Seizure
-
Roman Emperor

Tablet
-
A small table

Terminal Illness
-
Getting sick at the airport

Tumor
-
One plus one more

Urine
-
Opposite of you're out

Wes
"Maxine"
1.75x5 Burris scope
Boo string
STS
Feathered easton 2020's
Magnus stingers

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