Marital Woes

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Marital Woes

Post by Carnivorous » Tue Aug 27, 2019 6:59 pm

Marital Woes

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for counselling to try and resolve ongoing issues in their union.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in all the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around his desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched--with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays but I go fishing on Fridays."
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Re: Marital Woes

Post by Bcxbow » Tue Aug 27, 2019 7:31 pm

:lol: :thumbup:

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Post by janesy » Tue Aug 27, 2019 8:54 pm

:eusa-dance: :thumbup:
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Post by xcaliber » Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:01 pm

I love it, my wife didn't get it the first 3 times! :lol: :lol:
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Post by CFD940 » Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:40 pm

Excellent Lol.

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Post by AJ01 » Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:47 pm

Too Funny!! :lol:
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Post by Jack Pine » Mon Aug 10, 2020 5:25 pm

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Re: Marital Woes

Post by Hatchet » Wed Aug 12, 2020 1:31 pm

I got a good laugh out of that one.
Thanks, I needed that today.

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Re: Marital Woes

Post by flightattendant100 » Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:24 pm

xcaliber wrote:
Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:01 pm
I love it, my wife didn't get it the first 3 times! :lol: :lol:
My wife got it, but didn’t think it was funny!☹️

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