I am thankful for all the ass-whippings in Junior High - it taught me how to lose but still try, try again.
I am thankful for being knocked down but never knocked out - it allowed me the opportunity to rise anew.
I am thankful for the Bros I lost in the Marines - I find them still living in memories after so many years.
I am thankful for the men I killed - it allowed me to never take for granted my own life.
I am thankful for all the times I have been stabbed and shot - the scars permanent reminders of "second chances".
I am thankful for all the broken relationships - for had they not dissolved I would still be doomed to them instead of married to the most wonderful woman in the world.
I am thankful for bounced checks - the return fees inspire me to keep better records.
I am thankful I am not a millionaire - having that kind of money would probably change me.
I am thankful for Ramen Noodles - they fed me many a hungry night.
I am thankful for losing my left hand - my right is appreciated so much more.
I am thankful for being legally blind - so that I cannot see just how far gone I really am.
I am thankful for the internet - without it I would have zero social life.
I am thankful my Mom and Dad still are alive - my Mom henpecks me relentlessly keeping me young and my Dad is gracious enough not to call except when he remembers I actually do have a birthday once a year.
It seems I have so much to be thankful for
