Why I Can't Get Another Excalibur

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amythntr wrote:Excalibur (the Company) and we (the forum) take no responsibility to what happens upon arrival of said bow in your home...belligerent spouses, flying frying pans or death threats :twisted: are the responsibility of said owner of new crossbow.... :shock: :oops: :cry:

.....ah, yes the simultaneous feeling of it hurting so bad and feeling sooooo good! :mrgreen:

Glad to help you see the the error of your ways!

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:lol: Thank you for your continued support Anthony, I truly cherish these teaching moments. I love your disclaimer of non-responsibility, that's priceless.

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I see we have the same saving strategy!! :lol: :lol:
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You could always give your wife your x bow and then you would have to buy a new one for yourself, and upon occasion borrow your wife's bow. :D
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gerald strine wrote:You could always give your wife your x bow and then you would have to buy a new one for yourself, and upon occasion borrow your wife's bow. :D
I've tried to get her into it but she grew up on a dairy farm and can't see where the meat comes from. She just wants to eat it.
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Now then, get your equipment, your quiver and bow, and go out to the open country to hunt some wild game for me.

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TheBig1 wrote:
amythntr wrote:Excalibur (the Company) and we (the forum) take no responsibility to what happens upon arrival of said bow in your home...belligerent spouses, flying frying pans or death threats :twisted: are the responsibility of said owner of new crossbow.... :shock: :oops: :cry:

.....ah, yes the simultaneous feeling of it hurting so bad and feeling sooooo good! :mrgreen:

Glad to help you see the the error of your ways!

Anthony :)
:lol: Thank you for your continued support Anthony, I truly cherish these teaching moments. I love your disclaimer of non-responsibility, that's priceless.

I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention. But if the wife gets this postal job that she's processing for, we'll be in the money son!
....Hope so for you Chad...I will start planning your next bow for you....accessorize, accessorize, accessorize! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anthony :)
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....Hope so for you Chad...I will start planning your next bow for you....accessorize, accessorize, accessorize! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anthony :)[/quote]

You've got to coordinate! :lol:
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TheBig1 wrote:
gerald strine wrote:You could always give your wife your x bow and then you would have to buy a new one for yourself, and upon occasion borrow your wife's bow. :D
I've tried to get her into it but she grew up on a dairy farm and can't see where the meat comes from. She just wants to eat it.
I see you stole the farmers daughter, are you getting the farm also ?
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gerald strine wrote:
TheBig1 wrote:
gerald strine wrote:You could always give your wife your x bow and then you would have to buy a new one for yourself, and upon occasion borrow your wife's bow. :D
I've tried to get her into it but she grew up on a dairy farm and can't see where the meat comes from. She just wants to eat it.
I see you stole the farmers daughter, are you getting the farm also ?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gerald....just don't start telling all the farmer daughter's jokes...this is a family forum :shock: :shock: :mrgreen:

Anthony :)
In a tough situation and wonder where God is; ...the Teacher is always quiet during the test.

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gerald strine wrote:
TheBig1 wrote:
gerald strine wrote:You could always give your wife your x bow and then you would have to buy a new one for yourself, and upon occasion borrow your wife's bow. :D
I've tried to get her into it but she grew up on a dairy farm and can't see where the meat comes from. She just wants to eat it.
I see you stole the farmers daughter, are you getting the farm also ?
Gerry, I wish I were getting the farm! That's been sold and is probably a damn golf course or something.
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