Naming of A Crossbow?
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Naming of A Crossbow?
OK, I see many folks naming their crossbows. Why? Is this some unwritten law or practice from the past? Am I going to H3!! for not naming my Excalibur?
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I think you'll be OK.
I name all my stuff, guns, cars, bows, etc. You just do it if you feel it I guess.
I name all my stuff, guns, cars, bows, etc. You just do it if you feel it I guess.
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Re: Naming of A Crossbow?
good question but i have no clue how to answer it. my bows are "named" 355 and 330 for thats what they are. curious to see responses to your question
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Jeff
animals are killed, crops are harvesteD
REVX
matrix 355
BE executioners and zombies, w/110 brass
SWAT BROADHEADS
Boo string
Dagriz knife
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Re: Naming of A Crossbow?
I’ve got one that every time I cock it I call out its name
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Re: Naming of A Crossbow?
I have one that an Italian fellow owned .."little manco morto" the ibex .The rest are called micro,martix,vixen etc.
Vixen 2, metal ibex,Phoenix,sapphire,matrix 330 ,matrix 355 ,vortex and baby grand piano y25 relayer.
Trigger tecs,leupold crossbones and nikon bolts.
Zombie slayers and mostly swat broadheads.
Trigger tecs,leupold crossbones and nikon bolts.
Zombie slayers and mostly swat broadheads.
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Re: Naming of A Crossbow?
Suspect it will be a crowded place if considering what you say is true . But do not ever fear being alone as it could be a crowded place in fact overcrowded with diehard excalibur worshipers.
When considering the 10 commandments which usually determines your fate !!!
1. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2. You shall not make idols.
(these two go hand in hand when it comes to excalibur worshipers as a whole.)
4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
( Sunday hunting in my area is only possible using archery equipment )
6. You shall not kill
(need I say more on this one)
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
( always speaking ill against all other brands )
10. You shall not covet.
( always wanting for better with each new model release with an overwhelming passionate obession for more and quite envious of anyone who gets one first )
So I would say a 60 % failure rate to comply dooms us all to eternal damnation
So when it comes to naming your excalibur crossbow it is comes down to one saying.
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In fact I just thought of new name for mine " The Antichrist"
When considering the 10 commandments which usually determines your fate !!!
Excalibur Owners Commandments Violations List
1. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2. You shall not make idols.
(these two go hand in hand when it comes to excalibur worshipers as a whole.)
4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
( Sunday hunting in my area is only possible using archery equipment )
6. You shall not kill
(need I say more on this one)
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
( always speaking ill against all other brands )
10. You shall not covet.
( always wanting for better with each new model release with an overwhelming passionate obession for more and quite envious of anyone who gets one first )
So I would say a 60 % failure rate to comply dooms us all to eternal damnation
So when it comes to naming your excalibur crossbow it is comes down to one saying.
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Damned if you do and Damned if you don't"
In fact I just thought of new name for mine " The Antichrist"
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You folks are too funny!
I have a black Labrador named BooBoo. I have 2 granddaughters first born named Truly Anna, the second named Jersey Lynn.
My beautiful daughter wanted to call poor little Jersey Lynn.............Pixie Lee! THANK GOD MY SON-IN-LAW put his foot down and said no daughter of his was going to have a hooker’s name lol. Sorry to any ladies really named Pixie
So there I have the name for my Micro 355. She (yes she is a she) will now be “PIXIE” seems very fitting for a Micro!
Yes my little PIXIE sounds perfect.
Why do I call her a she. I am surrounded by females ........ yes I love them all. Wife, daughter, 2 granddaughters, BooBoo the Labrador and 5 laying hens and now my little PIXIE!I am drowning in the oestrogen ocean.
I have a black Labrador named BooBoo. I have 2 granddaughters first born named Truly Anna, the second named Jersey Lynn.
My beautiful daughter wanted to call poor little Jersey Lynn.............Pixie Lee! THANK GOD MY SON-IN-LAW put his foot down and said no daughter of his was going to have a hooker’s name lol. Sorry to any ladies really named Pixie
So there I have the name for my Micro 355. She (yes she is a she) will now be “PIXIE” seems very fitting for a Micro!
Yes my little PIXIE sounds perfect.
Why do I call her a she. I am surrounded by females ........ yes I love them all. Wife, daughter, 2 granddaughters, BooBoo the Labrador and 5 laying hens and now my little PIXIE!I am drowning in the oestrogen ocean.
Re: Naming of A Crossbow?
They come with names. We have an Axiom and a 380. I never thought to call them something else. I think naming cars, guns or even crossbows is old fashioned stuff. Like in the old movies where a car is Old Betsy or Ole Reliable or something. The names are funny though!
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Re: Naming of A Crossbow?
Well all you young whipper snappers i came into this world n was named. Can i do less fer mine ?
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Re: Naming of A Crossbow?
I call my bow "The Ventilator" because that is what it does.
Hunt eat sleep repeat.
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Re: Naming of A Crossbow?
I recall vixenmaster and exie and Anthony having very creative names for their bows
Vixen 2, metal ibex,Phoenix,sapphire,matrix 330 ,matrix 355 ,vortex and baby grand piano y25 relayer.
Trigger tecs,leupold crossbones and nikon bolts.
Zombie slayers and mostly swat broadheads.
Trigger tecs,leupold crossbones and nikon bolts.
Zombie slayers and mostly swat broadheads.
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Re: Naming of A Crossbow?
Whether a Matrix Grizzly with Nikon or 330 with ACOG, I just call them “Meat gitters”
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Re: Naming of A Crossbow?
My wife calls them "clutter". As l have the same for her shoes and endless clothes. But it's all good.
Vixen 2, metal ibex,Phoenix,sapphire,matrix 330 ,matrix 355 ,vortex and baby grand piano y25 relayer.
Trigger tecs,leupold crossbones and nikon bolts.
Zombie slayers and mostly swat broadheads.
Trigger tecs,leupold crossbones and nikon bolts.
Zombie slayers and mostly swat broadheads.
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Re: Naming of A Crossbow?
I bought my bow to hunt the neighborhood problem bear that killed my goat last year. I named my bow “Bear Killing Machine”. (Haven’t seen the bear yet this spring. If he doesn’t come this spring, he’ll be here in the fall.)
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Matrix Sapphire 325 (forward riser)
Matrix Grizzly (for son #1)
Matrix Grizzly (for son #2)
Matrix Grizzly (for son #1)
Matrix Grizzly (for son #2)
Re: Naming of A Crossbow?
This is the only one I ever named, it was just a fun project Blackout 405 I built from assorted parts and it shot great right away, so I named it "The Punisher" (the decal fit well) (AND, oddly enough I just noticed that this is my 405th post!! Weird coincidence when talking about my 405!!)
Bulldog 400, Hawke XB30, JBK string, Dr S, TriggerT
405 Matrix, XBR, HAA, DM string, TT, ti64
405 Matrix Blackout, XBR, HAA, DM string, TT, ti64
405 Matrix, XBR, HAA, DM string, TT, ti64
405 Matrix Blackout, XBR, HAA, DM string, TT, ti64