A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER
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A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER
....as I have recently posted I am the proud new owner of of a A420TD
....being smart and not wanting to lose my life (from a crazy Italian/Argentinian wife) I sneakily had it delivered to the office. My plan was to sneak it into my home and put it with all my other (not needed ) hunting equipment....
....things were going well and I put my baby together.. .
....then all of a sudden I hear my 2 and a half year granddaughter running down the hall to my office.
....that could only mean that my daugher-in-law was in tow, or my wife and worse yet both of them
....well sure as stink on you know what, my wife appears and the first thing she says is, "another bow"?
.....well after a few hamena, hamena, hamena's, I blurt out, well I had to give your brother BadaBing since he didn't have a bow ....
.....well due to her keen sense of smell (from my house 2 miles away) she appeared in my office and she did not seem convinced....I was "spooked" and couldn't bolt away
.....If I disappear from this forum you know what happened and "who" did it!"
.....In the mean time I will be looking over my shoulder for any flying spoons or frying pans!
Anthony
....being smart and not wanting to lose my life (from a crazy Italian/Argentinian wife) I sneakily had it delivered to the office. My plan was to sneak it into my home and put it with all my other (not needed ) hunting equipment....
....things were going well and I put my baby together.. .
....then all of a sudden I hear my 2 and a half year granddaughter running down the hall to my office.
....that could only mean that my daugher-in-law was in tow, or my wife and worse yet both of them
....well sure as stink on you know what, my wife appears and the first thing she says is, "another bow"?
.....well after a few hamena, hamena, hamena's, I blurt out, well I had to give your brother BadaBing since he didn't have a bow ....
.....well due to her keen sense of smell (from my house 2 miles away) she appeared in my office and she did not seem convinced....I was "spooked" and couldn't bolt away
.....If I disappear from this forum you know what happened and "who" did it!"
.....In the mean time I will be looking over my shoulder for any flying spoons or frying pans!
Anthony
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Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER
It’s fear that they smell Anthony, you gotta act natural. Think about something else, and if all else fails, play dumb. Playing dead will only make you, well dead!
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Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER
A touch of frost has heightened your awareness and your heart steadily beats in anticipation. Your senses are suddenly alert to the movement on the forest floor and you realize that the moment of truth is at hand.
Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER
OH OH, let's just hope that the Assassinatore di Cervi doesn't turn into Assassinatore di Antonio.
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Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER
.....let me try this translation "Take my advice and hurry up to kill one." ???
Anthony
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Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER
OK 1st mistake was takin it home until after tick toter season opened. She would have thought it was yer regular huntin model. 2nd thing you left yer door open n unlocked, you did not have time to drop clothin over it so it would not be seen. I am now wonderin if'en you jus did that fer shock value to the Mrs.
Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER
.... but i didn't take it home...it was nestled in my office and she came here!vixenmaster wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:27 pmOK 1st mistake was takin it home until after tick toter season opened. She would have thought it was yer regular huntin model. 2nd thing you left yer door open n unlocked, you did not have time to drop clothin over it so it would not be seen. I am now wonderin if'en you jus did that fer shock value to the Mrs.
Anthony
In a tough situation and wonder where God is; ...the Teacher is always quiet during the test.
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Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER
That's pretty impressive considering the A420 and A360 and pretty much interchangable as far as design and style, to the untrained eye.
I got away with it for a long time, but now approximately every 4 months . I get one questions... "Currently, how many crossbows do you own?"
The most recent, I purchased with her in the truck(there is another story there too ), I'm not sure I'll do that again.
I got away with it for a long time, but now approximately every 4 months . I get one questions... "Currently, how many crossbows do you own?"
The most recent, I purchased with her in the truck(there is another story there too ), I'm not sure I'll do that again.
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Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER
Are you sure the question doesn't go more like this, how many crossbows do WE own now?janesy wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:25 pmThat's pretty impressive considering the A420 and A360 and pretty much interchangable as far as design and style, to the untrained eye.
I got away with it for a long time, but now approximately every 4 months . I get one questions... "Currently, how many crossbows do you own?"
The most recent, I purchased with her in the truck(there is another story there too ), I'm not sure I'll do that again.
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Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER
Anthony, is NJ a community property state?
Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER
Not even close.
I see you're foremost Americano, and Italiano in name only.
Translation: My advice, hurry up and run, before your wife kills you.
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Remove thine mask Polonius.
Live thy truth, doth not be false to any man.
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Remove thine mask Polonius.
Live thy truth, doth not be false to any man.
Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER
Hehehehe! I just act as if nothing is unusual. Karin eventually gave up on me. I'm hopeless!
Try it Anthony, she's only going to smack you once on the back of the head, then she'll feel bad when you pout, then you get to buy another!
Try it Anthony, she's only going to smack you once on the back of the head, then she'll feel bad when you pout, then you get to buy another!
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Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER
I hide nothing! The last one I bought(at garage sale) I had to borrow $40 from her
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Re: A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER
Vert smart man here, Get yer partner to help buy those Excals