A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER

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Anthony, I think yer TOAST :eusa-violin:
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papa bear1 wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:03 am
Anthony, I think yer TOAST :eusa-violin:

.....Me thinks you be right! :cry: :cry:

Anthony :D
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ComfyBear wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:15 pm
amythntr wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:01 pm
ComfyBear wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:50 pm
OH OH, let's just hope that the Assassinatore di Cervi doesn't turn into Assassinatore di Antonio.


Il mio consiglio, sbrigati e corri, prima che tua moglie ti uccida.
.....let me try this translation "Take my advice and hurry up to kill one." ???

Anthony :eusa-doh:
Not even close. :eusa-naughty:
I see you're foremost Americano, and Italiano in name only. :problem:

Translation: My advice, hurry up and run, before your wife kills you. :shock:

Lou:

I gave it the college try...you are now officially my Italian tutor! :wave: ....do you make house calls? :eusa-whistle:

Anthony :mrgreen:
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Great post.

i wait untill she is about to open her mouth , then i blurt out :
Hey i bought it used and saved like 50%, like i see you shop.
I thought you would be proud of me i finally learn something! you almost have me trained.

She just rolls her eyes ,says im getting better and walks off.
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Owl Creek wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:20 am
Great post.

i wait untill she is about to open her mouth , then i blurt out :
Hey i bought it used and saved like 50%, like i see you shop.
I thought you would be proud of me i finally learn something! you almost have me trained.

She just rolls her eyes ,says im getting better and walks off.
:lol: :lol:

I wrote that down! :wink:
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I'm only 13 and a half but I figured out this:

Yes means maybe
Maybe means no
no means no

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XB I GO wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:24 pm
I'm only 13 and a half but I figured out this:

Yes means maybe
Maybe means no
no means no

Good luck!
.....you are very wise for your age Grasshopper! :eusa-shhh:

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XB I GO wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:24 pm
I'm only 13 and a half but I figured out this:

Yes means maybe
Maybe means no
no means no

Good luck!
Let me think about it. Translation.... do it REALLY quick before they say no....😳 XB, I was in the dog house much as a youngster
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Mine are all camo laying all over. Like dogs some wives are smarter than others....I'm lucky to have a aa....dalmatian, maby a boxer...you get what I'm saying. I love her and she's a great wife n cook n mom ...but all the bows n fishing stuff all looks the same to her.Then there's the old ....ohhh its Steve's I'm just putting a scope on it for him....
Then the thing eventually blends in...... n she forgets about it..or you say his wife got mad he got it so hes keeping it here....and the best....a guy at work won it in a raffle and dosnt even hunt... so he gave it to me...
Just little lies nothing to go to confession about...
Anthony you are a business man ...you should be a better liar what do you tell people when they want their taxes and you forgot all about them and there at the bottom of the pile....we gotta work on deception tactics....how about hiding it in back of a ghostblind..???
I keep my semi auto Thompson machine gun in the case it looks a lot different than the others ...but all gun cases are the same to her....l clean it when she's not home...
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longbow joe wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 12:14 am
Mine are all camo laying all over. Like dogs some wives are smarter than others....I'm lucky to have a aa....dalmatian, maby a boxer...you get what I'm saying. I love her and she's a great wife n cook n mom ...but all the bows n fishing stuff all looks the same to her.Then there's the old ....ohhh its Steve's I'm just putting a scope on it for him....
Then the thing eventually blends in...... n she forgets about it..or you say his wife got mad he got it so hes keeping it here....and the best....a guy at work won it in a raffle and dosnt even hunt... so he gave it to me...
Just little lies nothing to go to confession about...
Anthony you are a business man ...you should be a better liar what do you tell people when they lastwant their taxes and you forgot all about them and there at the bottom of the pile....we gotta work on deception tactics....how about hiding it in back of a ghostblind..???
I keep my Thompson machine gun in the case it looks a lot different than the others ...but all gun cases are the same to her....l clean it when she's not home...
..... LBJ... some good advice to jaw on... now let me ask you a question.... that little MG that you mention in your last paragraph... isn’t that illegal federally?...

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Ah the Thompson! Coolest gun I've ever fired hands down
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Semi automatic (auto ordnance) civilian model totally legal here ..should have specified.
Although a full auto permit is obtainable here .
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It's easier to beg forgiveness then ask permission 😉
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longbow joe wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:16 am
Semi automatic (auto ordnance) civilian model totally legal here ..should have specified.
Although a full auto permit is obtainable here .
....I was worried for you Joe....I thought I was going to have to come to visit you in federal prison once a week and inform you of the happenings on the forum. :shock: :lol:

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xcaliber wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:23 am
Owl Creek wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:20 am
Great post.

i wait untill she is about to open her mouth , then i blurt out :
Hey i bought it used and saved like 50%, like i see you shop.
I thought you would be proud of me i finally learn something! you almost have me trained.

She just rolls her eyes ,says im getting better and walks off.
:lol: :lol:

I wrote that down! :wink:
It doesn't work if you have to stop and pull out your notes to read it to her. :lol:
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