A MAMMAL WITH A KEENER SENSE OF SMELL THAN A DEER

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Joe,
I did 34 years as a Sate Revenue Agent and I can assure you that any CPA with a couple of years under their belt can look you straight in the eye and lie to you and make your believe it. The only people I knew that were better at it were all Revenue Agents. :roll:
"Hi, I am from the Revenue Dept. and I am here to help you." :lol:
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Lololololololol yes.....but apparently Anthony is the only honest accountant in New Jersey......
Who wants an honest accountant.....l wouldn't.
But l bet he sleeps good at nite it's a trade off
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robertyb wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:20 am
Joe,
I did 34 years as a Sate Revenue Agent and I can assure you that any CPA with a couple of years under their belt can look you straight in the eye and lie to you and make your believe it. The only people I knew that were better at it were all Revenue Agents. :roll:
"Hi, I am from the Revenue Dept. and I am here to help you." :lol:
....A client is not worth losing your license over :eusa-naughty: ....I have kicked two people out of my office for wanting me to downright lie :eusa-doh: :eusa-hand: ....a CPA license is not worth losing over (most likely) a fee for a tax return :eusa-naughty: ....If they get caught you will be the first one they will claim, " well the accountant told me to do it."....plus the IRS is NOW expecting us to be their "eyes and ears" :eusa-snooty: ....If we can't tell what the client ate a year ago on this date for breakfast :shock: :eusa-think: we are subject to severe preparer penalties :eusa-pray:

....Now the CPA license has to stand for a Constant Pain in the Arse.....

Anthony :(
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Anthony I know the feeling, I just bought a back up Matrix 380 for one of my friends and it came in yesterday afternoon so I put the box in the corner of my hunting room so I could put it together later. My wife came home yesterday and hadn't been home 5 minutes and she went through the room and came back out and asked me if I had bought another crossbow. I thought man I didn't even have time to tell you Kevin's xbow came in.

It's a lot harder for me to hide things since my wife hunts with me and she know most of the time when I have a different crossbow I'm hunting with. The main thing I've learned over the years is not to touch HER crossbow unless I explain everything to her what I'm doing.
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Guns, fishing rods and crossbows are easy. The ones that are the hardest to hide are cars, boats, canoes, and ATVs.
I get caught on those ones every time. I found this line doesn't help at all, but really distracts from the situation to allow you to remove the item from field of view.

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janesy wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:12 am
Guns, fishing rods and crossbows are easy. The ones that are the hardest to hide are cars, boats, canoes, and ATVs.
I get caught on those ones every time. I found this line doesn't help at all, but really distracts from the situation to allow you to remove the item from field of view.

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Hester0305 wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:59 am
Anthony I know the feeling, I just bought a back up Matrix 380 for one of my friends and it came in yesterday afternoon so I put the box in the corner of my hunting room so I could put it together later. My wife came home yesterday and hadn't been home 5 minutes and she went through the room and came back out and asked me if I had bought another crossbow. I thought man I didn't even have time to tell you Kevin's xbow came in.

It's a lot harder for me to hide things since my wife hunts with me and she know most of the time when I have a different crossbow I'm hunting with. The main thing I've learned over the years is not to touch HER crossbow unless I explain everything to her what I'm doing.
That's a smart woman there Eric! :lol: :lol:
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Dan, I did pull one over on her last year and luckily got by with it when I switched her Matrix 330 out for a Matrix 350 and she never knew the difference because I switched everything over to her Matrix 350 including her Pink Flemish string that you made for her several years ago.
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Hester0305 wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:57 am
Dan, I did pull one over on her last year and luckily got by with it when I switched her Matrix 330 out for a Matrix 350 and she never knew the difference because I switched everything over to her Matrix 350 including her Pink Flemish string that you made for her several years ago.
....you dirty rat!....you dirty rat! (....said in you best James Cagney voice) :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anthony :lol:

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Anthony wrote:1839 days until full retirement :eusa-doh:
Not unless you learn to control your urge to splurge on your superfluous wants.
...or maybe if you sold your A420 TD and got an Axe. :P
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This thread is epic and starting to sound like true confessions! :eusa-dance:
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It will be epic if my wife sees it. Boo...... she would not care about the sneaking a new cross bow in as much as the part of comparing intellect levels to a specific dog breed.######.I wonder what breed she sees me as?
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I guess I fight dirty when it comes to buying certain things. I told the grandsons to hint to grandma that they needed a smaller crossbow to shoot. Grandma said " that's a Grandpa thing." I was bidding looking at micro's that evening. ( she just can't tell them no) :angel:
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Boo wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 12:56 pm
This thread is epic and starting to sound like true confessions! :eusa-dance:
X2 Keep the story’s coming guys! :eusa-popcorn:
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Cardinalsfanforever wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:52 pm
I guess I fight dirty when it comes to buying certain things. I told the grandsons to hint to grandma that they needed a smaller crossbow to shoot. Grandma said " that's a Grandpa thing." I was bidding looking at micro's that evening. ( she just can't tell them no) :angel:
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